My Own Moral Compass

Recently, one of the more interesting storylines in ATWT was the revelation of the affair between Holden Snyder and his best-friend-and-cousin's ex-wife, Carly Tenney, who happened to be the best friend of Holden's wife, Lily. I shall now endeavour to rate, on a scale of 1 to 10, the moral rightness of various actions taken since.

(1) Holden telling Lily about the affair. 8
(2) Lily attempting to run Carly over in her car. 2
(3) Carly promising never to see Holden again. 9
(4) Carly seeing Holden again. 3
(5) Lily yelling at Holden in front of hitherto-unaware daughter Faith. 5
(6) Luke comforting said Faith. 10
(7) Emma trying to get the family back together at the most awkward barbeque since the aptly named "Pasadena Meet the Mistress Barbeque" of Brothers & Sisters.* 8
(8) Parker calling Carly a "slut." 5

NEXT: Line of the week.

*Credit Kyle Mathews